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"Raised in a brothel in the New Orleans red light district, one could hardly blame Beaverhausen for falling victim to the trappings of a derelict lifestyle. After finding faith at a Pentecostal snake handling revival, Beaverhausen turned her life around and she shares her tales with us. You'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll hug your kids a little tighter." - Heywood Jablome - The Tijuana Times

"Beaverhausen has transformed my life with her inspirational accounts of child-rearing. I previously bathed my six kids every night, felt extreme guilt when they cried over having none of their five daddies around, and berated my self worth for not keeping an Architectural Digest home.
But now: I relax in my toy strewn home, knocking back my 4th glass of merlot while my 12 yr old rubs my aching corns. I threaten to leash my kids to the radiator and feel great! Oh unfitparenting.com, I raise my unshaven yeti-leg to you."
- Kallera Hoor

Unfit Parenting Throughout the World

Have a picture of your dear little one that shows a less than ideal parenting situation?  Does your baby look stoned?  Is your baby girl the best beer fetcher in the county?  Do your children have timeouts in cages?  Submit any pictures and a brief background if you would like to see your darling featured here!  SugarTownBlog@gmail.com


Awwhhh... Baby Ben and his 1st doobie

This is Soph's bed when we go camping.
What? There's no room in the camper for a crib.


Make daddy proud

- Submitted by Deann, aka Crazy Boob Lady


http://www.triggerandfreewheel.com/comic/unfit-parent
Raise 'em right. Start 'em early...

- Submitted by Deann, aka Crazy Boob Lady



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This poor baby lost her sock. And her leash.

- Submitted by Renee H.


When we meet the other mommies for a picnic, this is what we eat.
I love picnics.

- Submitted by Renee H.

I don't know what you're talking about.
I didn't eat any dog.

- Baby Charlie, submitted by Mary Elizabeth S.
I can do it. I just need to focus. Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug!

- Baby Maren, submitted by Renee H.

I like when daddy blows that funny smoke at me.  Do it again!

- Baby Kevin, submitted by Alana T.

I had to put these safety cushions down myself.

- Baby Kevin, submitted by Alana T.

No caption needed.

- Baby Kevin, submitted by Alana T.
Behave or the teddy gets it.




I refused to do their slave labor.
Shortly after, I "fell down the stairs."


- Baby Alex, submitted by Stacy M.



I swear.  It was an accident.

- Baby Alex, submitted by Stacy M.


Stevie's first Black & Tan.

- Submitted by K-Rod



I thought we agreed
I will not acknowledge your presence while I'm playing Grand Theft Auto.

Now go make me a sandwich.

- Submitted by Katie F.


- Submitted by Sarah R, who said
"Seriously, for some reason dildos and alcohol
always make me think of you...."

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